Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little BOOGIE in it!

Q: What has four legs and one arm?
A: A happy rottweiler

Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!

Q: What do the letters DNA stand for?
A: National Dyslexics Association

Q: What do you call a midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large!

Q: Did you hear about those two antennas that got married?
A: THe wedding was terrible, but the reception was great.

Q: Whats the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
A: Anyone can mash potatoes...

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