#1 having to find out the results of sneezing with your mouth closed in the middle of class
#2 country music
#3 when there is nothing on TV
#4 losing your socks
#5 losing money
#6 getting carsick
#7 having a broken channel changer
#8 stupid teachers
#9 Japanese cartoons
#10 foreign movies
#11 brushing your teeth with your grandma's toothbrush then washing it down with her denture water
#12 putting a quarter in a vending machine and getting the dumbest thing you could have possibly gotten
#13 brainy Smirf
#14 egg salad
#15 being really old
#16 being really young
#17 peter moody
#18 getting in trouble for something you didn't do
#19 when ugly people ask you out
#20 getting kicked in the nads
#21 flat soda
#22 stapling your self
#23 getting suntan lotion and cooking oil mixed up
#24 finding out that Santa claws isn't real
#25 having a really good dream and waking up in the middle of it
#26 Sweden accents
#27 losing to someone that is really stupid
#28 Atari's
#29 sitting on a cactus
#30 frog books
#31 Kermit the frog
#32 kwela bears
#33 being attacked by a flying squirrel
#34 pumpkin stuff (just about anything that has to do with pumpkins)
#35 falling off the edge of the world
#36 Volkswagens
#37 alarm clocks
#38 people that can't talk normal
#39 plaid shirts
#40 when your dog is smarter than you
#41 stop lights
#42 people that spit when they talk (*Ahem... Mike)
#43 men in Speedo's
#44 small rocks in your shoe
#45 finding out that your dads not really a man!
#46 long fingernails
#47 when someone is better than you at every thing
#48 when someone sneezes and your thirst is quenched
#49 hitting a parked car on your bike
#50 being a parked bike and getting hit by a car
#51 buck teeth
#52 Winnie the pooh
#53 getting attacked by a baboon (trust me, that hurts!)
#54 mentos commercials
#55 bush (the band)
#56 ugly super models
#57 homework
#58 golf
#59 hamsters
#60 the Mickey Mouse Club
#61 spilling bacon grease all over your self
#62 hitting your thumb with a hammer
#63 getting your hair wet with a spray bottle filled with perfume
#64 forgetting to use an oven mitt
#65 getting on the wrong airplane
#66 old music
#67 calling the wrong phone number
#68 getting x-lax mixed up with candy
#69 picking up a cat while their pooping
#70 having a flat tire
#71 dieing
#72 running out of toilet paper
#73 brain freezes
#74 being a dork
#75 getting hurt
#76 fire works gone bad
#77 School
#77.5 School sucks so bad I decided to list it twice
#78 getting dumped
#79 drowning
#80 not having shoelaces
#81 coconuts
#82 tests
#83 dorky clothes
#84 getting burnt
#85 when dogs bite you
#86 having a splinter
#87 getting arrested
#88 freakishly tan people
#89 Disney movies
#90 Ronald McDonald
#91 mean people
#92 math
#93 spilling model paint
#94 accidentally trick-or-treating on the wrong day
#95 being stung by a bee
#96 meat loaf
#97 the secret garden
#98 the wizard of OZ (accept for the part when the munchkins are singing and dancing that part is really funny)
#99 being mistaken for a crash dummy
#100 closing a door on your hand
#101 trying to unscrew a broken light bulb with a wet potato while the switch is on
#102 poking your eye
#103 getting visean mixed up with white out
#104 having to do the dishes
#105 having to rake leaves
#106 being stalked by a monkey
#107 getting an F
#108 when the tag on clothes is poking you
#109 getting abducted by aliens
#110 falling asleep in the shower
#111 having to do a speech in class
#112 when there is a roomer that you are going out with the ugliest chick in school
#113 when you're in the back seat of a car & the driver slams on the brakes and you go flying into the dash bored
#114 losing the lottery by one number
#115 cowboy boots and hats
#116 hitting your head
#117 geometry
#118 Madonna
#119 being stupid
#120 when you're in an airport & there's a Japanese family pointing and laughing at you & and saying a bunch of stuff and you don't know what there saying
#121 anybody that doesn't like south park
#122 being embarrassed
#123 reading
#124 Hanson (the band)
#125 the fact that Elvis
#126 guys who become bikers for their midlife crisis
#127 any products that come from a cereal box
#128 sappy poetry
#129 having a broken tooth
#130 losing your wallet
#131 educational videos
#132 ugly people that think they're hot
#133 Times New Roman font
#134 rainbows
#135 clowns
#136 the color hot pink
#137 heart attacks
#138 topless tribes in Africa
#139 reading Japanese
#140 mysteriously waking up in Antarctica
#141 Barney
#142 flowers that stink since they're too old
#143 the show "full house"
#144 the show "family matters"
#145 non-electric can openers
#146 COPS
#147 really salty pretzels
#148 Mexican food
#149 farting in class
#150 hail as big as baseballs
#151 when you have tons of shampoo but no conditioner
#152 Brian Adams
#153 people that smell funny
#154 cassette tapes
#155 gerbils
#156 getting struck by lightning
#157 the 7 dwarfs
#158 apples
#159 herpes
#160 community college
#161 danger signs
#162 schoolwork
#163 the name "Ralph"
#164 getting shot in the ass with a paint ball gun
#165 the zoo
#166 ice-skating with your friends and falling
#167 sitting on a wet bench
#168 losing your pet hamster in the middle of the night
#169 batman (just kidding he's cool)
#170 superman
#171 Barbara Striesand
#172 Mary Popins
#173 soap operas
#174 Leonardo Dacrapio
#175 People who make a big mess when they eat
#176 Dogs big enough to walk you
#177 spiders
#178 foreign writing
#179 school cookies
#180 school cooks
#181 school pictures
#182 Sesame Street
#183 power rangers
#184 Dogs that are extremely small but bark a lot
#185 that damn taco bell dog. May his soul be destine to hell
#186 pain
#187 health cookies (they taste like candy-corn mixed with meatloaf)
#188 vanilla ice
#189 flight attendants
#190 people who try to dance even though they cant
#191 hurricanes
#192 when it is 100 degrees out
#193 headaches
#194 Prince
#195 tight pants on fat people
#196 falling on a helicopter
#197 missing your finger nail clippers for 3 weeks
#198 lawyers
#199 afros
#200 spilling an ashtray
#201 headless Barbies
#202 stinky cat food
#203 old TVs
#204 being confused
#205 the weather channel
#206 Exams
#207 Really ugly nudists
#208 the fact the school wastes about 4/10 of the average persons life
#209 staplers that are out of staples
#210 freckles
#211 moles
#212 perfume commercials
#213 getting your earring ripped out
#214 when birds crap on you
#215 when gay people hit on you
#216 when someone wakes you up to ask you if you are sleeping
#217 trying to fall asleep on Christmas Eve
#218 stepping on a nail
#219 getting shot in the throat & losing your voice then three years later realizing that your last words were "were out of cheese!?"
#220 canker sores
#221 the fact stupid people are everywhere
#222 dropping a bowling ball on your foot
#223 getting hit by a car
#224 falling asleep with gum in your mouth
#225 cats that shed too much
#226 catching yourself on fire
#227 getting sick
#228 bad coffee
#229 old cheese
#230 stepping in dog crap
#231 getting chased by a bottle rocket
#232 the price of batteries
#233 the fact that most small animals I buy are all genetically mutated for some reason
#234 being broke
#235 standing in a line
#236 bad hair days
#237 turning in work to a teacher then they lose it and make you do it over again
#238 people that think they are funny but they're just complete idiots
#239 stuffed animals
#240 being 1 level away from beating a game & then the power to your house goes out
#241 getting rabies
#242 people that lie
#243 getting bird shit in your eye
#244 listening to really boring speeches
#245 being compared to rye bread
#246 happy days (the show)
#247 when someone skinny thinks they're are fat
#248 when someone fat thinks they're skinny
#249 disco
#250 acne
#251 trying to open a pickle jar
#252 when someone you know dies
#253 when it's finally the weekend & none of your friends are home
#254 2 year olds
#255 coaches
#256 being short
#257 when you go skydiving & your chute doesn't pull
#258 those Pepsi commercials with that little girl with the screwed up voice (that scared me at first)
#259 working for a week & then going to get your paycheck and the job turned out to be voluntary
#260 Mr. Rogers' puppet portion of the show (I liked the show, but those puppets were horrible. You could see the person's arms!)
#261 leaving your cell phone on all night & having a $500.00 phone bill
#262 out houses
#263 the fact everyone cares about Clinton's personal life
#264 Marilyn Manson
#265 spelling tests
#266 being born with zucchinis for legs
#267 100%lemon juice
#268 getting murdered by a koosh ball
#269 the name "Latisha"
#270 have to count to 1,000,000,000,000,000,000
#271 when the spice girls say "Girl Power"
#272 cursive writing
#273 when your computer crashes
#274 having your mom mess up your hair and then saying "It'll grow back"
#275 the American public school system
#276 the sudden stop after falling from a high height
#277 really spicy foods
#278 getting your pants stuck in your bike crank
#279 those people that complain about too much violence on TV & video games
#280 people that like country music
#281 falling out of trees
#282 almonds
#283 getting a $2,500 surgery done on your dog, and he dies the next day
#284 people that do drugs almost every day
#285 running out of air when your scuba diving
#286 stretch marks
#287 fat girls in bikinis
#288 biting your tongue
#289 biting your lip
#290 biting your cheek
#291 work
#292 taxes
#293 backing your car into a tree
#294 getting up early for work and realizing it's your day off
#295 falling asleep in your car during lunch hour then waking up 2 hours later
#296 speeding tickets
#297 having a bad debate partner
#298 breaking stuff expensive
#299 having a booger hanging out of your nose and not realizing it
#300 drinking milk out of the jug then realizing it went out of date 4 weeks ago
#301 biting into aluminum foil when you have fillings in your teeth
#302 people that don't bathe
#303 sex ED
#304 drunk bums asking for money
#305 getting you ass kicked by someone smaller than you
#306 rich snobs
#307 Ricky Martin
#307 porn junk mail
#308 music from the 40's
#309 music from the 50's
#310 downloads that take a long time then they turn out to suck really bad
#311 cats that shed too much
#312 People who point at their wrist while asking for the time; I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
#313 The Pillsbury doughboy - he's way too happy considering he has no penis.
#314 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
#315 Old people smell (you know what I'm talking about)
#316 when people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
#317 when people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No genius, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the friggin ceiling up there.
#318 People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"..... Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
#319 When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then it must not be the first one!
#320 when a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? He should know, he's the one who pulled me over!
#321 Arguing whether 'this' or 'that' is better
#322 typing 322 things I that bother me