When I'm King

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Ever wonder what it would be like if you were king? You're probably saying, "um... no" right now, but thats okay! Here is what I say the world would be like if I were king of my own island.

When I'm King...

1. Drugs will be legal.

2. Everything will be free.

3. I will have a pimped out castle (with a moat).

4. There will be a bubble around my island and the weather will be controlled.

5. Hockey will be on all year long.

6. Bathing suit styles will be sold according the person's weight.

7. People won't care about the leader's private life.

8. Bigfoot will be real.

9. Hunting with semiautomatic machine guns will be illegal.

10. You can't dress... you can't stay.

11. National party nights every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday

12. There will be no Cuban boys in countries where they don't belong.

13. There will be no "Layton" in the phonebook.

14. Pepe, a mexican midget in a Three-Amigos costume, will follow me around and do anything I ask him to.

"It's good to be the king."