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Polar Bear v. Raptor

So you're walking down the street when suddenly a little pink fairy flies off of a billboard and starts screaming at you with a foaming mouth about your shoes. All you seem to be able to think about is the question, "If a polar bear and a velociraptor were to fight in Madison Square Garden, who would win?" The answer? The polar bear, hands down. Here's why.

Scientists, while strange individuals, know their shiznit. So pay attention, here's what they have to say.

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The fight would play like this:


Scenario 1:
The raptor jumps on the polar bear's back.

The polar bear rolls to his side and the raptor assumibly falls off. Even though there may be lacerations out the yin yang on the polar bear's back, once he knocks the raptor off he could kill the raptor with one hit from its paw.


Scneario 2:
They run strait at each other.

The polar bear would maul the little raptor into a bloody pulp before it would have time to jump up and kick the bear. Polar bears a built like tanks and can kill a human in one hit. Thats not even to mention the bite.


Summary:
The polar bear is not some cute cuddly creature that people misconcieve it as. It is a ferocious killing machine. Raptors are quick but weak. Polar bears are slow but strong. Strength will win a fight like this whether you want to believe it or not.

REMEMBER: Polar bear = EVIL Raptor = pathetic featherless bird

POLAR BEAR

Name: Ursus Maritimus

Time Period: Now

Height: 6.5 - 8.5ft.

Weight: 600 - 900lbs.

Food: Meat

Claw size: 2-4 inches (20 of them)

Attribute for Fight: Like a tank

RAPTOR

Name: Veolciraptor

Time Period: Cretaceous

Height: Unknown

Length: 5 - 6ft.

Weight: Unknown (213lbs)

Food: Meat

Claw size: 3.5 inches (2 of them)

Attribute for Fight: Speedy

Source for Polar Bear info.

Source for Raptor info.